EMPATHETIC EPILEPTIC NARCOLEPTIC

She’s wasn’t that likely 
To like me that way
We’re the very best friends
I’ve heard her say
Talkin’ like there’s nothing
To care about
Just two old friends
Who like to go out

Well you’re wrong
And I’m singing this song
Because I have trouble 
Expressing myself

I’m an Empathetic Epileptic Narcoleptic
--- zzz

It’s never been that easy
For me to say
I love you like a sister
And I think incest ‘s okay
It shouldn’t be a dream
Why is it this way
Because I share my feelings
You think I’m gay

Don’t put me aside
Or on the shelf
It’s hard to make out
When I’m by myself
What could be the problem?
Why don’t you want me?
You treat me like a cousin
Of Howdy Doody

-	SCAT SOLO w/ snores –

(Snore verse)




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